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Carrie:  So clearly Jesse is the funny writer, but I am the one that provides you with those essential updates you're craving. At least, I think you want them. We only have like eight RealTravel "friends" at this point so we don't know if many people are reading this. Anyways, here's a shout out for the friends and family who liked us enough to put up with email updates from this website. :-) Holla!

We were finally moved to our apartment on Sunday the 2nd in the late afternoon. We were a little intoxicated so the banter as we packed up our hotel room was pretty funny. We were so excited to have our own place and looking forward to getting settled before classes started on Monday. We got there and - surprise! - it didn't appear that anything had been done all week, other than bringing in a wardrobe (which I was very grateful for) and putting a wire across our bathroom ceiling to hang laundry (which we couldn't use since the washing machine was still in a box). The first thing that I notice - there is no shower. This is a problem. It is hot and humid here and we get gross quickly. And Jesse hadn't showered since the day before. The bathroom also lacks a mirror, TP holder, soap holder, towel rack, and anything else a civilized person might find useful other than a toilet and a sink. The living and office areas have no furniture other than one desk and 2 wooden chairs. The refridgerator is in a box and there is no water in the bottled water dispenser. There is a VCD player but no TV. The sheets are damp and smell like someone else's stale B.O. We were actually better off at the hotel.

After we take in the situation, Miss Liang gives us our class schedules, maps to find the classrooms (we go from room to room and the kids stay in one place with the same  classmates all day), English textbooks, and notebooks. We explain the urgency of the shower and washing machine (Jesse has zero clean shirts and has already worn many of his twice) and are assured that workers will come tomorrow. They don't. No one shows up and we are going bonkers. We finally get ahold of Peter and get him to come see us at the apartment so we can present him with two pages of very reasonable requests. Now, we know that even without these requests being filled we are still living better than a large number of Chinese people (and American people as well). But we signed a contract that detailed that we would be provided with a TV, 24-hour hot water, etc, and being an illiterate  foreigner is stressful enough without them. I need to be comfortable in my own home. And I'm not. So I do what I can for my mental health by spending a couple hundred yuan on household items and getting unpacked. I thought that we had gotten a queen sheet set but it turned out to be one flat sheet that was too small. The two pillows in one bag turned out to be one giant body pillow. All we could do was laugh.

Today (Tuesday) some workers finally showed up. I had to go to my first class all smelly but by lunch break I was able to take a shower. It was a trickle but at least it was warm. I wish we could get some photos up but still no computers or internet at the apartment, we will be relying on the internet bar for a while. They installed a small water heater and a shower head on our bathroom wall. The drain is in the floor across the room so it seems that the floor will always be wet. There is no tub, no shower door or curtain. You have to remember to keep the toilet lid down because otherwise the seat will get wet. It's obviously very different for us but it seems to not be unusual for China.

We get the feeling that getting through our list of requests will be a slow process. It is very frusterating but there's really nothing we can do about it. The people that we talk to directly, Peter and Miss Liang, are very nice but very busy. They want to help us but many things are out of their control, like when the internet will be fixed for the school and when the plumbers show up. To be fair, we are living at one end of a 4 story building of classrooms. As far as I can tell, we have the only rooms in the building with water and with a need for so many electrical outlets. It's easy to get crabby and say that we hate China but we are still very glad that we came. It is a true test of our patience!


Comments or Questions for the Author

Mom Myers says:

Yes, life is different in China. You'll get used to being smelly!

Posted 9/4/2007 8:30:03 PM ( permalink )

Venatronic says:

Oh my goodness. I might even have complaints. and yes jesse is the funny writer. and I MISS YOU GUYS. and i am taking my precious three hour break between classes that i had planned on using to do more homework to catch up on your blog. but its needed, and wanted. i have to whole night off though, which is good. ok love you.

Posted 9/5/2007 11:11:35 AM ( permalink )

kristian says:

If this gets to be a real problem, just retreat into some fantasy world involving dice, it has always worked to help Jessie deal with poor accommodations and bad smells. Just kidding, you guys rock. Also, Im in your base and killing all your doodz, etc etc etc.

Posted 9/5/2007 8:19:59 PM ( permalink )

alicia says:

I should have bought more socks! I hope you're smiling. I'm very sorry about the apt. conditions. How is teaching? Yesterday, a first grader looked up at me with the most sincere smile and said, " I have 'fweetos' and a cheese and pickle sandwich in my lunch. It's my lucky day!"

Posted 9/6/2007 5:44:18 PM ( permalink )

katherineraz says:

I think you guys should start a game called, "Chinese apartment, or bad Chicago landlord?"

Posted 9/7/2007 7:58:54 AM ( permalink )

Grandma Mason says:

Love reading you guys blog---keep it up--hope Danny is reading it too Grandma Mason

Posted 9/8/2007 8:41:26 AM ( permalink )

The Seanness says:

Both of you should just move into an opium den. That way you wouldn't care about being smelly....or sleeping on dirty sheets, or permanently wet floors, or not having home access to the internet, or showing up to work on time, or eating...ever.... :) hope yous guys trip is otherwise exciting and enriching!

Posted 9/9/2007 9:20:01 AM ( permalink )

mknosam says:

I have just found the time to sit and enjoy your writings-I love them. Thanks so much for getting this all recorded and sharing it all with us. love you, mary kate

Posted 9/13/2007 6:38:35 AM ( permalink )

Prime Opportunist says:

Start A WoW gold farming sweatshop. First you get the accounts, then you get the gold, then you get the power. Just steer as clear as you can from the local mafia and with enough fake money you should be able to retrofit your smelly damp apartment into a space-age bachelor pad...reasonably so.

Posted 9/14/2007 10:02:34 AM ( permalink )

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