380429 5 Location 515569 <p><a href="/go?l=http%3A%2F%2Fxb1.xanga.com%2F21d85273171336805914%2Fb5556588.jpg&tracking=external" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a></p><p>Ever so slowly I'm gathering all the photos from our trip to The Muggiest, Rudest, Can't Drive for Shit,Southern State on Earth. These people need to take a visit to Texas, where <em>we</em> know how to drive and can be nice about it, damnit. </p><p>On our return flight home, Momdonna was hopped up on my secret stash of peanut M&amp;M's (which she wouldn't have eaten if she weren't 35,000 feet in the air) and had me praying the Arabs seated in the entire row behind us didn't have bombs in their little red dots. </p><p>I was fearful their 'toxic hands slippin' under' the seats would take me hostage. Why am I so racist? Take it up with my father. </p><p>I had the time of my life this weekend. While I lost my purse on the plane, Punkabilly's heel cracked, we all encountered a severe case of TAR (Traveler's Ass Rot) which left us at Walmart at 9am popping Equate brand Imodium, Tyler squished down between my legs and the seat so the Marines standing watch at the exit gates of the base don't deport us, Momdonna riding bitch in Melissa's 2 seater Ford Ranger, looking like Daisy Duke in my cowboy hat with pink rhinestones, I cannot wait until we can visit again.</p><p>I laughed so hard this past weekend that food was falling from my mouth. My eyes were watering.I was doing donuts in the middle of the highway in ourrented 2005 ToyotaMatrix.I love these people. These are people I can totally fart around. And totally can't wait to travel again. </p> 2005-11-15T01:44:59-08:00 817430535 2005-05-15T17:00:00-07:00 0 16 214912 680397 380429 0 213791 0.0 2005-05-11T17:00:00-07:00 Published Had a blast! 0.0 2005-11-15T01:44:59-08:00 10885 0