I'll tem your wrong

Day 27 - I'll Tem your wrong -

The day of the INTREPID TOUR had arrived and we still lacked decent sun hats. asking at reception if they had any a rather large man with a bizarre cackle as a laugh said he'd find some for us. Instead we went shopping and found some 'NIKE' hats for about  a £1 Mr. NIKE would definately would be pleased of his new product even though I'm sure had hadn't fully endorsed its production. Tom, always thinking he's cooler than the average bear, didn't think the colour suited his hair so hoped it was expensive but at a pound Mark and Matt cleverly forced him to buy one. We left looking very cool indeed and bumped into the large Man who even said 'aww NIKE very nice CAHAHHACHAHA'. After this glowing endorsement of their new attire the travelers swaggered around town. We arrived back at INTREPID HQ and found out that our tour had been delayed by an hour. All three of us started thinking that the whole tour might be a waste of money. Anyways we soon left BSB by speedboat through the maze of mangroves and were loving the tight corners at high speed. We were all getting very shaken about but the locals were literally asleep on one another. When we arrived we were greeted on time (for once) by a little skinny and very smiley man named Nasir. He took us to Sumbiling Eco village. A small well equiped campsite next to the temburong river. We were told to grab a cup of tea and go for a swim. When in the water we were all waded through then all subsequently stopped Tom first (being the shorty), Mark 2nd (being just right) and Matt last (being twice the height of any Bruneian). The reason for stopping was this... it was the 'Critical penis height' of the river  (its an important scientific term) the moment when the cold flushing parasitic ridden river water might contaminate ones penis. After a few moments and the shocking heat landed on our backs we all collapsed into the water looking for animal life on the way in.

The reason for stopping was this... it was the 'Critical penis height' of the river

Day 28 - we woke up in our tents that, were fortunately on a raised platform to keep any snakes out. We had a breakfast of noddles, sausages and beans. Then we left the camp early at 7.30 to take a long boat up the river temburong and into the national park. The long boat was motorised and quickly took us up stream only stopping when the hull scraped the bottom. When this happened Nasir jumped out and pulled the boat while the driver constantly revved the engine.