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In which I discuss the joys of doing nothing.

From 'Finding myself' in Napier, New Zealand on Oct 19 '08

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I'm going to quickly, in the next 10 minutes cos then the internet will run out, discuss what I did on the day my leg hurt and everyone but me went skiing. Just to show you how dull this day truly was.

I watched half an Ali G movie,

The least interesting thing on the internet.

I watched half of Kicking and Screaming (both shit)

I bought a pack of coffee, left it on the side for someone to steal.

I left a polite note asking for my coffee back

I befriended a German bloke with very little personality so left him alone.

I let an old lady feel sorry for me (and rightfully so, I had very slightly injured my leg after all)

Lastly I watched a woodlouse in the bath.

This was my worst day travelling so far.

Then we left for Napier. Which has so far been really fun but I have no time to tell you about it because I have been writing this, the worst travel blog entry in the world.

I'll tell you about Napier next time... In a bit!


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