The Guy I Keep Running Into

A real "Kohler" toilet
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I keep running into the same guy wherever we are. It doesn’t matter what state we’re in either. I’ve seen him in Colorado, Utah, Arizona, Nevada, California and I’m sure I’ll run into him in Oregon and Washington too. More puzzling, is that I’ve bumped into him in rest stops, hotels, and National Parks. (the most disturbing place that we have met is in a restaurant) I’m also confused. Sometimes he is over six feet tall and sometimes he is as short as Mini Me. Sometimes he's a tall drink of water, other times he's quite portly. Do you know who he is???  He’s the guy that doesn’t wash his hands after going to the bathroom! It doesn’t matter where in the US I am, there are some hygienically challenged men out there. I hope the opposite sex has “one up” on us in this category, because it is just plain nasty. It doesn’t matter if they’re going number one or two either. They are out of that bathroom as if I was going to make a move on them. For god’s sake, wash your hands and sing “happy birthday” while doing so.  (it was only fitting to write this article at the campground with the nicest bathrooms, and no, I didn't run into the guy here because the facilities were all single units)

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sometimes he is as short as Mini Me