Osaka, Sushi and gay Elvis...

hehe....couldn't help writing this one! For my job I had to go to Osaka for a visa run...just for 2 days but it was all paid for. Anyway..arrived in Osaka and went for a tinkle and then heard behind me "erm...like..oh my god, i'm so totally fucking confused....ooooh, it's so difficult, can you help me?...are you on the visa run too sweety?"

Arrghh, he was talking to me! This Canadian guy was a bit confused and wanted to travel to Osaka together for the visa. I didn't really mind, he was as bent as a butchers hook but cool enough. Anyway, the point to this entire story is his name was ELVIS....haha, amazing, a gay guy called Elvis!! On the train to Osaka met 2 other guys, an American who i'm still mates with and a Texan with a lazy eye...sweet. Anyway, all got our visa, met up in the night for some amazing Sushi and then got lashed. Went back to my hotel and ordered a massage...all above board, she was like 50...pissed at 3am. Good couple of days!

...an American who i'm still mates with and a Texan with a lazy eye...sweet.