Iraklio

Crete.

Has the most interesting nightclub with it's best attribute being the bathroom.  Seriously, we frequented it several times just because of it's cool factor.  I have pictures and even a video that I will try to post ASAP bun the mean time picture NYC sheik.  Dim lighting, central Greetian sink, large enough for 4 people to wash their hands (in a circle) with a funky chandelier hanging above.  Picture unisex look with tiled floors and walls that look more that walls that have had painted randomly splashed on them in vibrant colors like yellow and orange.  It's 'SHARP'. 

Other than that, Crete is a nice Island with over 500,00 wonderful people, all of whom speak a georgous and ancient tongue that I am trying to learn as fast as I can.  Iraklio, the island's capital is extremely vogue with cafe's and shops everywhere.  I've enjoyed the visit but am ready for the REAL Greece.  Santorini.  A part of Greece with white houses with blue domed roofs and like shutters.  A part of Greece with traditional music and old ladies in the black knee length dresses and head dressings.  A part of Greece with beaches full of naked people.  well all of Greece is full of naked people. Mostly old men or young gay ones.  So don't worry Dad, we're safe!  :)

So far so good.