'Finding myself'
In and around World
I shall travel to my fathers house tomorrow. I may pop round Gregs on the way but also maybe not. It depends on my boredom and what food Greg has to offer. At Dads I'll sleep, albiet I imagine quite lightly until 6am when I shall travel to London. Wow. Thats the capital of England! I wonder what that will be like? London England, I hear they drink warm beers over there?! Mental. After that culture shock I shall go to Southeast Aisa with Greg to relax. 1 night in Singapore where I imagine Greg and I will lose all our money and anal virginity then a flight up to Bangkok to meet Del boy. (luke). Wow, you can read all about our adventures here... (well not literally this page but one somewhere else on this site. Cheers
Tim
Route taken and entries by Real Traveler Tim Ewins
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Weston-Super-Mare
All in all I enjoy staying here but I cannot wait to leave. There isn't much to say, many of you will have met my mum and she says hello. For those... Continue reading »
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bangkok. In which Greg loses a bag, the palaces are huge and we meet a small old man.
Second entry of bangkok. Altogether we were there for 3 nights. We did not manage to see the thai kickboxing because it was so expensive in Bankok.... Continue reading » -
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Luke breaks a roof, everyone wants to give me a blowjob. (I don't let them)
First of all I'll mention singapore. Me and Greg turn up to a hotel which is miles from anywhere and we cannot book in yet. We hadn't slept for over 2... Continue reading » -
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In which we play on beaches, all get the shits and dance with JoJo dancers.
We arrive in Koi Samui after a long bus journey (10 hours) and a long wait (1.30 hours) for a long boat journey (well about 2 hours so not that long... Continue reading » -
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In which we play with mopeds, ladyboys and cocnuts.
Hello!
I am in Koh tao! (so is Greg and Luke)
Yesterday we had the best day travelling so far, so I'll tell you about it. (although I'm... Continue reading »
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Krabbi and Koh phi phi
Well after our fun in Koh Tao we found out that we couldn't go to the Full Moon Party in koh pahn yang. (or whatever it is called) becasue we had left... Continue reading » -
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In which I discuss the pros and cons of a squatter and feel at one with the monks.
This'll be a short entry as we only stayed in Krabbi for one night before crossing the border. BUT... in this short time we did visit a monk place whe... Continue reading » -
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In which we play in a waterfall, and find a very empty island.
This was an island where we stayed on a beach in a hotel room where we were not allowed alcohol because of the muslin owners. Fair enough. We went out... Continue reading » -
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In which we learn that 'real' curry can only stay in Tim for roughly 2hours and thatsome beaches are not worth going to.
First night here we stayed in Little India in Georgetown. We were all very hungover from our night in Lankowi but we had a wander round and had a look... Continue reading » -
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In which I ignore where I am and discuss travelling, sleeping issues and busy markets.
Right. I am now in Kuala Lumpur but I shall write about here later as I have only turned up today and so far have just had a look around China town wh... Continue reading » -
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In which we play in massive caves and climb a huge fuck off tower.
We ony went to the capital didn't we! Yeah!
When we first got there we booked into a hostel in chinatown, looked around and got some food. In... Continue reading »
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In which we find out that Jungle truely is massive.
Wow! Jungle is massive. But actually really massive!
After the bus to the docks we boarded a boat. It was a wooden long boat, you know, like... Continue reading »
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In which we visit the towers, greg loses his phone and then buys it back and I haggle more gutsy.
On arriving back from the jungle, the jungle, the jungle in the, in the jungle we stay at a hostel which is right next to a bar we wanted to use in th... Continue reading » -
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In which we have a nightmare, spend alot of money and I find out that I am a taxi drivers master!
The trip down to Singapore was a nightmare. I found out shortly after getting on the coach that I had a very upset tummy, no toilet paper and more... Continue reading »
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In which we explore no where, do nothing and really enjoy it! (I get stopped at customs)
Clearly this blog does no work properly because September does not have a 31st day but whatever. The boat over to Indonesia was pleasant enough. It... Continue reading »
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In which we become sims in a sim world made by 'the man'.
You'll never guess where we are. Its only the capital of Singapore. Yeah thats right we're in Singapore. Aparantly a country in its own right so I... Continue reading »
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In which 3 become 5 (much like the Spice Girls song)
Me and Greg leave our hostel in Singapore at 5 in the morning in order to catch a very important plane. This plane will take us to meet w... Continue reading »
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In which we prove our physical prowess and become active men.
We drove all the way up to the bay of islands which is RIGHT AT THE TOP OF NZ!!! We got there about 9ish. Which is a shame because we were about to... Continue reading »
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In which we spend one night burning ourselves on a cold beach.
The car journey down took an entire day in the car. It included some stops for food etc but generally it took all day. The time was used up wisely... Continue reading »
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In which fully submerge in water and take off in a small car.
When we got to Rotorua we chilled for a night, watched a DVD and had a little sleepy. I know I know, yes we are VERY rock and roll. We did this to pre... Continue reading » -
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In which we become gravity's bitch.
We reached Lake Taupo with only one plan and this was to skydive so as soon as we turned up we tried to book it for the next day. This wasn't much... Continue reading »
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In which we take it in turns to ski and to stop skiing.
The place that is marked on the map is not where I am. The name of the mountain does not come up on this blog for some reason?! But I am on a mount... Continue reading »
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In which I discuss the joys of doing nothing.
I'm going to quickly, in the next 10 minutes cos then the internet will run out, discuss what I did on the day my leg hurt and everyone but me went... Continue reading »
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In which we sip at the finest wines New Zealand has to offer and then drunkenly try to ride bikes.
When we arrive in Napier we spend one hell of a lot of money on the next few nights paying for board in both Napier and Wellington and then the fer... Continue reading »
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In which we get told off by some freakish old men in a piss soaked hell hole.
This entry is the second to not contain much but I intend to cover every place we visit regardless. We had intended to wine taste in Havelock North... Continue reading »
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In which we go to the New Zealand Rugby Cup Final! (and lose regardless of not actually supporting a team)
The drive to Wellington would be very long if we weren't all clever bastards and hadn't of found a shortcut! (A 4 hour drive down a dirt road behin... Continue reading »
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In which we leave the North Island and run out of petrol in a quiant little town.
The last night in Wellington Pavey and Jake went out for drinks with a couple of people who they had previously met in Fiji, the other 3 (me includ... Continue reading »
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In which we get rescued by fishermen.
This place was a national park (and presumably, 3 days on, still is). Our hostel was very very nice and relaxed set against huge hills and with a b... Continue reading »
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In which we learn to test the water before jumping and get swept away in a sandstorm.
Firstly I should point out that we were not at a place called Golden Downs, we were at a place called Golden Bay but this website doesn't recognise... Continue reading »
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In which we learn the benifits of drinking before a big day.
I haven't written this blog for quite a few days now, and that is because the last few days have been manic. And for that reason right now my eyes... Continue reading »
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In which we play once again with Gravity, not least the effect that several burgers have on our man boobs.
As soon as we got to Queenstown Jake turned gay and started wearing a dress?! Also we booked a ride on the 'shotover jetboat ride' which is describ... Continue reading »
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In which we play with little penguins and seals.
Right, Milford Sound is a beautiful place. Massive mountains, an eary fog and 5 very fit men staying there. (Thats us). However, where we stayed ha... Continue reading »
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In which 5 become 2. (Much like the spice girls song).
In order to save money me and Pavey decided to split from the rest of the group who were off to Stuart Island. Sadly this involved me and Pave gett... Continue reading »
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In which 2 become 5. (Much like the Spice girls song).
We arrived in Duneden as a 5. Me, Pavey and the 3 previously mentioned girls. Obviously the first thing to tick off the list was the chocolate fact... Continue reading »
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In which we enter Mordor.
The sun shone above their heads as they treked along the rocky path out to Mount Doom. Master Greg was feeling weak though, he had been carrying the w... Continue reading » -
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In which we visit France and smell of eggs.
You may have noticed in the last entry it said that the next destination was a place called Lake Takapo, and that it was. The lake was a beautiful... Continue reading »
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In which we catch, kill and eat our own foods, and catch, own and surf our own waves. (Like real men).
When we got to Kaikoura we had only one plan and that was to go deep sea fishing. Firstly we found our hostel which was really good actually for the p... Continue reading » -
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In which we end up in prison, potter about for a week and sadly return home.
This is the last entry to the blog. Right now I am sitting at home in Weston Super Mare, England. I have been back for two weeks now and up until n... Continue reading »
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